Random Jokes
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I was feeling depressed, my wife put her hand on my back and said "Earth."
It meant the world to me.
Office Jokes
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why is seven bigger than nine?
Because seven ate nine.
School Jokes
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch!
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?
European
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
Guilty
Educational Jokes
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?
they were cooked in Greece
Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection.
